Rex Ruckus Promotions proudly presents
OnlyGlamS™
The Glammest Ladies in Wrestling!**Ladies coming soon. Glam not guaranteed.
NEW!NOW WITH AN S!HOT!
A Message From The Boss
Rex Ruckus, scouting the competition
Hello, wrestling fans. Rex Ruckus here. Maybe you've heard of a little pin-up club down the road. Cute. Small. Run by a guy who has to stand on a chair to reach the microphone.
OnlyGlams is bigger. OnlyGlams is slicker. OnlyGlams has an S. And very soon, OnlyGlams will have ladies.
“Nice little show, Manny. Shame if something happened to it.”
Our Gorgeous Ladies!!!
YOUR FAVORITE LADY HERE?Coming soon. Probably.
BIG BARB (MAYBE)We are in talks. She handed us a deli ticket.
NOT HAIRSPRAY HANNAHShe said no. Very firmly. With hairspray.
A MYSTERY WOMANRex says she's a big star. Rex won't say who.
REX'S COUSIN DONNAHas her own leotard. Has never wrestled.
SIGN UP TO BE A GLAM!No experience needed. Only nerve. And a leotard.
Why OnlyGlams Is Better
- More S
- Cheaper: just $9.94 a month (the other guys charge $9.95)
- No cockatoo involved in management
- Rex Ruckus personally guarantees absolutely nothing
OnlyGlams is not affiliated with OnlyGlamz, G.L.A.M. Wrestling, Commissioner Manny Mayhem, Mr. Feathers, or any lady who has ever worn a leotard. Memberships are not real. Neither are the ladies, yet. Sign painted by Sal's Signs (Sal does work for anybody).
⚠ THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠Rex fired the guy building it. Then hired him back. Then fired him again.
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